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- boy: shit baby you're so wet already
- girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
- My Mom: I think you should do your homework.
- Me: Well, sometimes I think I should do crystal meth, but then I think mmm, better not.